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11.06.2025 07:28

Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
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Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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share office space ...
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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