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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

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share office space ...

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No go.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

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Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Why do some people refuse to explain their actions or behavior when asked? Why do they claim to not know the reason instead of providing an explanation?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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